Well folks, It’s that time of year again. Swimsuit season. At least in my house it is. That’s right, I joined the Y. I have swimsuits and towels hanging in front of the wood stove and gym bags lying in the middle of the foyer.
My day typically starts at 6:30 am, and I drop into bed around 11 pm. If I’m lucky, the TV will be off. With my busy schedule, I must be insane to add one more thing to the list. I’d say it cuts into my writing time, but frankly that’s not true. I don’t write after I get home from work. I’m too tired.
So why am I now schlepping to the gym? Because my boys. They need to get ready for lacrosse season. They need to build stamina. They need to work out. They need to get stronger, more powerful. Faster. Notice, none of those are my reasons for joining the gym. I’m there because I’m the driver and my youngest has to have an adult accompany him.
The first evening I walked onto the basketball court to shoot hoops with my kids and jammed my finger. Yes, I’m a dweeb. I can’t bounce a ball and I can’t do a lay out–not that I care.
The next night I tried a reclining bike. I thought, okay, that’s my speed. Fifteen minutes later, I dragged my wobbly butt off that sick and twisted piece of metal, vowing never to return.
I like the dance studio when there aren’t any classes going on. I can drag out a mat and take a nap. My boys found me there after the bike incident. I told them I was meditating.
My favorite part is the pool. I learned how to swim correctly in college and lost 36 pounds in six weeks. I swam four days a week and ate like a hound in a McDonald’s Dumpster.
I’m trying to relearn the proper breathing technique for the freestyle, but I’m so out of shape, I only lasted half a lap before I had to turn over. I’m much better on my back.
I think of this sojourn into the workout world kind of like polishing a book. Cutting the fat. Edit ruthlessly. Make every word count. It takes time. It doesn’t happen overnight. It starts with one sentence, then a paragraph, a scene, a chapter. But I’ll get there. With a little luck, hard work and perseverance, Me and my book just might be in shape by Nationals.
That’s my goal and I’m sticking to it. Even if it kills me.